Ghost Punnies:
What's a ghoul's favourite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Why was the little ghost sent to his room before dinner was over?
Because he was goblin too fast!
What is a ghost's favourite type of pasta?
Spookgetti !!!
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
Where does a ghost mail his letters?
At the ghost office.
Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain?
Because it dampens their spirits!
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.
What's a ghost's favourite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with booberries.
What is a ghost's favourite food?
Boo-loney sandwich.
Where do you take a ghost who's backed into a lawn mower?
To a liquor store. That's where they retail spirits.
How do ghosts earn points in a football game?
They kick the ball between the ghoul posts!
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.
What do baby ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What should you say when you meet a ghost?
"How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?"
What is a ghoul's favourite fast food meal?
A handburger!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people"?
What time would it be if five ghouls were chasing you?
Five after one.
What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid.
What do ghosts serve for desert?
I scream.
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
Handburgers.
What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.
What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.
What do you get when you bite a ghost
A mouth full of sheet?
What is a ghost's favourite throwing toy?
A boo-merang!
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
Why do ghosts eat only the finest quality health food?
Because its super-natural!
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What do you call a ghost that has been locked in a freezer all night?
A cool ghoul!
What do spooks call their Navy?
The ghost guard.
What is a ghost's favourite subject in high school?
Boo-ology of course!
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they got into the car?
"Don't forget to buckle your sheetbelt!"
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?
He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
What time is it when ghosts haunt your house?
Time to get a new house!!!
Why does a ghosts phone bills tend to be so high each month?
He is always calling ghost-to-ghost.
Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
Lake Eerie?
Why did the ghost become a sailor?
He wanted to haunt for buried treasure!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobblin goblin!
What is a ghost's favourite species of bird?
The scare crow!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
Night mare!
Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
To get his booster shot?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo Boos.
What does a cow say to scare away a ghost?
"Moo!!"
What TV show do all ghosts love to watch?
Squeal of Fortune
In what room of the house would you never find a ghost?
The living room.
What do ghosts like to do for recreation in their spare time?
They go "booling"!
What do ghosts sing to each other on their birthday?
"Happy boo-thday to you, happy boo-thday to you..."
What haunts your house and honks?
Poultergeese!
Where do ghosts keep their cars?
In a mirage.
What games do little ghosts like to play?
1. Corpse and robbers 2. Peek-a-boo! 3. Hide & ghost seek
What do ghosts enjoy for lunch?
Boologna sandwiches, peanutbooter cookies & a salad with boocheese dressing.
What did the teacher ghost say to his boo-ology students after they all earned A's?
Well done class! You did a spooktacular job!
What do you use to erase a ghost?
White-out!
When does a ghost need a license?
During "haunting" season.
What kind of candy won't a ghost ever touch?
Lifesavers!
What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"?
Winnie the Boo.
What's a ghosts's favourite song?
"Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun."
Why are ghosts often transparent?
They are so scary, that when the see themselves in a mirror, it scares the sheet out of them.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centres!
What is Shakespeare's ghost's favourite saying?
"To boo or not to boo...that is the question".
What famous financial saying was written on Halloween?
"A ghoul and his mummy are soon parted"!
How does a ghost celebrate New Year's Eve?
He paints the town dead!
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
How would a ghost make a milkshake?
He'd sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you call a ghosts' mistake?
A boo boo.
Who takes care of a grave yard?
A scaretaker!
