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HALLOWEEN HUMOUR
~*A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a.......
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. . .
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified man. . .
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . .
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door.
Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition.
the coffin stops.*~
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~*One night a man is walking home late and he decided to cut through the cemetery to cut time. As he is walking through he is checking out the headstones as he is looking around he failed to notice that there is an open grave ahead of him and he stumbled and fell. Now the problem is that he is a little under 5 feet and a little over weight and he's jumping, scratching, and screaming his way out, but none of that is working, so after many failed attempts he gave up sat down and shouted, "Alright I give up, I'll just sit here and die!" after he spoke he hears a voice say, "Yeah man, I gave up too."*~
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~*Pecans at the Cemetary!!*~
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was.
"Oh my", he shuddered, it's Satan and the Lord
dividing the souls at the cemetery. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me." And one last "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike.
~*~
Walking home after a Halloween party, two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill. They both stopped abruptly when they heard a mysterious
tap-tap-tapping noise in the shadows. Their eyes grew large
until the mist cleared and they saw an old man with a
hammer and chisel, chipping at one of the headstones.
"Geez, mister!" one of them exclaimed. "You scared us half
to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing
working here so late at night?"
The old man replied angrily, "Those darn fools misspelled
my name!"
The Sheep Game (4 games in one)
It's amazing how cold some people can be. This is pretty disgusting considering what the impact did to the guy. This is not for the squeamish, but you just can't help but look. I wonder if he would have jumped had he known what he was going to look like after impact. What amazes me is the crowd of onlookers standing there looking at this guy. They have to be pretty morbid folks. Don't look if you can't handle this kind of stuff!
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Write a letter to Santa! For the grown-up's!
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This site is kind of neat to play around with. If you are sending someone a birthday card you could punch in their birthday, print out the resulting info and include it with their card! So punch in your birthdate and see what it says!
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What's in YOUR name???? Click HERE and find out! (really cool :O)
What is your VAMPIRE name- and what does it mean???
The FBI has a new way of tracking terrorists.
They are now able to see every click they make on the internet. Privacy advocates say this is bad, but the FBI says you will never even notice, and it won't affect the common man at all.
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